{"product_id":"a-parade-of-horribles-by-matt-dinniman","title":"A Parade of Horribles by Matt Dinniman","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Matt Dinniman\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ace\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHardcover:\u003c\/strong\u003e 624 pages\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice: \u003c\/strong\u003e$42.00\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinting:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1st\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eISBN: \u003c\/strong\u003e979-8217190065\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRelease Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 12, 2026\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSigning Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 12, 2026\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e Signed on the title page. The 200 personalizations are sold out.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBook Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv aria-expanded=\"true\" class=\"a-expander-content a-expander-partial-collapse-content a-expander-content-expanded\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-expanded=\"true\" class=\"a-expander-content a-expander-partial-collapse-content a-expander-content-expanded\" style=\"padding-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-expanded=\"true\" class=\"a-expander-content a-expander-partial-collapse-content a-expander-content-expanded\" style=\"padding-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-expanded=\"true\" class=\"a-expander-content a-expander-partial-collapse-content a-expander-content-expanded\" style=\"padding-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s off to the races in the explosive eighth book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs chaos and mass panic spread outside the dungeon in the wake of Faction Wars, Carl and Donut find themselves on the tenth floor, where they’re forced to compete in a surprisingly normal set of tasks. Well, normal for the dungeon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRaces. Get from point A to point B, and don’t come in last. After each race, they pick an upgrade for their vehicle and the track gets more challenging. It all seems a little \u003ci\u003etoo\u003c\/i\u003e normal, a little \u003ci\u003etoo\u003c\/i\u003e simple.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIgnore those strange glitches that are occurring with increasing frequency. Don’t listen to those whispers about what’s happening on the mysterious eleventh floor, something the system AI calls \u003ci\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/i\u003e. Nobody, not even the showrunners, knows what that means. Just that the AI has ominously dubbed it “a coming-out party for the ages.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEverything is fine, Crawler. I repeat, everything is fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCarl hates that it’s business as usual. The rules of this floor have taken away his agency. That just will not do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo Carl is planning a party of his own. It’s a plan so dangerous, so insane, he can’t even consult his friends lest the AI put a stop to it. Because if it goes wrong, it’s not just the end of Carl and Donut. No. The stakes are higher than they’ve ever been.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Signed Page","offers":[{"title":"New - Personalized","offer_id":51629599031579,"sku":"dinniman_personalized_parade_01","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"New","offer_id":51629599064347,"sku":"dinniman_parade_01","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Slightly Damaged","offer_id":51629599097115,"sku":"dinniman_damaged_parade_01","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0773\/5810\/4859\/files\/dinniman-parade.jpg?v=1768422563","url":"https:\/\/signedpage.com\/es\/products\/a-parade-of-horribles-by-matt-dinniman","provider":"The Signed Page","version":"1.0","type":"link"}